jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(Reblogged from refridgerator)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Reblogged from beyoncesasshole)

guixonlove:

(Source: johnstached)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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geminent:

acklebabby:

DOOOYOUHEAR THE PEEEOPLE SING

SINGING SOOONG OF AANGRY MEN

IT IS THE MUUUSIC OOF A PEEEOPLE WHO

WILLNOT

BE SLAVES

AGAIN!

WHEEN THEBEEATINGOOFYOURHEART

ECHOES THE BEEEA TING OOFTHE DRUMS

THERE IS A LIFE ABOOUT TO STARTWHENTOMOOORROW COOOOOOOMES!!

i think this should be the new way to read music rather than the notes and stuff

(Source: whitmanmae)

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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letsplaywithlightning:

p34rs:

giveme1reasontostay:

hold-on-till-drae:

I think tumblr hasn’t been paying enough attention to DylanLook at himHe’s perfect

and cole, well, we no longer speak of him

*he who must not be named*

Coledemort

letsplaywithlightning:

p34rs:

giveme1reasontostay:

hold-on-till-drae:

I think tumblr hasn’t been paying enough attention to Dylan
Look at him
He’s perfect

and cole, well, we no longer speak of him

*he who must not be named*

Coledemort

(Source: cuntinu4tion)

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destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

I thought that much was clear

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